π If F1 Teams Were College Majors π
Hello, my fellow F1 lovers!!!π«Ά
let’s be real — every team totally has that “one student” energy. So let's go through my mind for a little bit and talk about what I think each F1 team would major in!
π§‘ McLaren — Engineering with a Marketing Minor
Always showing up with the prettiest slides and the best group project aesthetic π. Tries to be chill but secretly built the whole robot by themselves. Always says, “It’s fine,” when it’s absolutely not fine.
❤️ Ferrari — History Major
Passionate, dramatic, and forever saying, “This time it’s different.” They’ve been around forever, but still somehow forget the due date every once in a while π. Professors love them, but they still manage chaos every semester.
π Red Bull — Business Major
That one kid who shows up late but still manages to get the highest grade. Competitive to the max ( get it?π) drinks five Red Bulls a day (obviously), and gives off strong “CEO in training” vibes.
π€ Mercedes — Mechanical Engineering
Perfectionist. Calculators, spreadsheets, and probably a 4.0 GPA. They’ll fix your entire project, but then act like it was “no big deal.” Quietly plotting world domination, you can't prove it, you just know it π€·.
π Aston Martin — Environmental Science
Drives a hybrid, carries a reusable bottle, and somehow knows every plant on campus πΏ. Calm energy, but will absolutely school you in lab reports.
π Williams — Education
They’re patient, optimistic, and believe in a “growth mindset.” Everyone underestimates them, but they’re the heart of the class. Always cheering others on π₯Ή.
π©· Alpine — Fashion Design
Flair for drama and color coordination π. They spend more time perfecting their aesthetic than their thesis, but honestly? Worth it.
π RB (Visa Cash App RB) — Communications
Always rebranding. Always vibing. Will start a podcast out of nowhere, and somehow it ✨snaps✨. Lives on social media but makes it look effortless.
π©΅ Kick Sauber — Computer Science
Quiet genius energy. Spends nights debugging and days running on caffeine. When something finally works, they do a little happy dance π»π.
π§‘ Haas — Undeclared π
Still figuring it out. Tried Business, switched to Sports Management, maybe considering Engineering. Everyone loves them though — good vibes only πΊπΈ.
π So tell me — which team-major are you? π
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